Intelligent Design Humor

As pointed out by Boing Boing, the the New York Times Magazine has a great article about Intelligent Design. One of the more amusing passages:

Fewer than one-third of conceptions culminate in live births. The rest end prematurely, either in early gestation or by miscarriage. Nature appears to be an avid abortionist, which ought to trouble Christians who believe in both original sin and the doctrine that a human being equipped with a soul comes into existence at conception. Souls bearing the stain of original sin, we are told, do not merit salvation. That is why, according to traditional theology, unbaptized babies have to languish in limbo for all eternity. Owing to faulty reproductive design, it would seem that the population of limbo must be at least twice that of heaven and hell combined.

As I’ve written about rather often, intelligent design isn’t science by a long shot. Scientists don’t usually have theories that include supernatural all-powerful beings. I have nothing against supernatural all-powerful beings. They are pretty cool. It falls outside of what we call science.

Intelligent Design Humor

Bush Further Erodes Your Rights

Perhaps you’ve read my article on Frivolous Lawsuits. I think we should be very suspicious when the government takes away our ability to appeal to the courts. Perhaps you’ve also read my article on Judicial Activism. I think it is disingenuous at best to label every judge you don’t agree with an activist. They see it differently; get on with it.

This new law that Bush just signed may not be the worst thing in the world. We want smart courts and it is possible that there are loopholes that don’t make sense. I don’t know that class action law suits are one of them, but I concede it is possible. There are lawyers whose best interest involves enticing people to join class actions. To me this is similar to something like the ACLU — a necessary but sometimes annoying check and balance.

What is worrisome to me about this new law that Bush signed is it is clearly the tip of the iceberg in terms of the intentions of this president and congress. The right wingers want to erode your ability to seek remedy in the courts. That is a bad thing. It is clearly the big money special interests that are pulling the strings here. There is no benefit to your average everyday American and yet they are silent. Big corporations just got it a little easier at your expense. This particular one just moves things from state to federal court — the cases with undeniable merit will still be heard. But this is the first of what looks to be a series of maneuvers to erode your access to remedy via the courts and that is not in your best interest. Even if you work for or own a big corporation, it is not in your interest. These cases aren’t all greedy lawyers and it is irresponsible to create legislation as if they are.

Bush Further Erodes Your Rights

The Jeff Gannon Fiasco

It is amazing to me that fucking idiots like Tim Graham can write this shit with a straight face. The issue here is not whether *real* reporters ever ask softball questions. Of course that happens all the time, or at least part of the time. The issue is this guy was a complete and utter fake, planted by the Right because their president is so fucking stupid he can’t handle real questions. We’ve all seen George W. Bush blantantly not answer questions because it wasn’t in the script that Karl gave him. The guy cannot think on his feet. Whether you like or hate Bill Clinton, the guy is very, very smart and can not only think on his feet, but be impressive as hell as a result.

While being lied to and spun until we barf is nothing new for this administration, I can’t believe that fucking idiots like Tim Graham can possible think that we will believe his bullshit.

The Jeff Gannon Fiasco

Blog Ads

I think it is so damn funny how many bloggers put ads on their blogs. To me this is the equivalent of putting ads on your band’s CD. Blogs are art. Why do these people litter their art with ads?

I realize some bloggers are actually trying (and some perhaps succeeding) in making a living by blogging and in those cases I guess I will concede the point. It just seems to be that every blogger with more than a few thousand hits start getting dollar signs in their eyes.

What a bunch of shameless marketers we’ve become. I can’t even find the funnies in the Sunday paper anymore because some brilliant ass decided they have to smother them in ads. I can’t listen to commercial radio because of how hideous local radio ads are. Even when I buy a DVD I get mandatory previews I have to watch. Now here in the relative integrity of the blogsphere every jackass with a blog about their cat/lover/job is hawking wares for Google.

I think we need a cease fire.

Blog Ads

Carnival Of The Godless

I’ve really enjoyed the Carnival Of The Godless. I’ve been meaning to write something for it, ’cause it is all right up my alley, but, alas, I haven’t. Perhaps the next one. If you are interested in issues like the separation of chuch and state, the evolution vs. religious insanity debate or other issues of the secular movement, check it out.

Carnival Of The Godless

Intelligence

I was thinking about what intelligence is. We all know there are different kinds of intelligence, like people who are smart at math or vocabulary or have practical intelligence or social intelligence, etc. The word can have a very broad number of uses. Specifically, though, when I meet someone and I get the sense that they are very intelligent, what makes me think so?

In pondering this one thing that came to mind is: intelligent people get more information out of less data. They realize the implications of things and can “read between the lines”. Another way to think of this is that they “get it”. This implies there is a certain aspect of awareness to this sort of intelligence. Intelligent people are ultra-aware. In fact, when people are unaware it generally makes me think they are unintelligent. Even simple examples — when someone is standing talking in a hallway in a place where they are an obstacle and people are having to jostle around them. Or when people are talking on the phone and are walking or driving inattentively. I always think “wake up, stupid!”. You can’t be intelligent if you are unaware.

So what impresses me about intelligent people is they are very aware of what is going on, they are getting as much information as is possible out of the amount of data they have, and they put it all together quickly and in a way that emphasizes what is important. Some people are smart but they get caught up in the unimportant details of things.

As someone who is a great admirer of intelligence, the thing that scares me most is a culture that does not embrace it. Like, in school when being considered “a brain” was a bad thing. Or people who scoff at intellectuals. Or the “tall poppy” syndrome where being smart makes you get cut down. I hate the very thought of these things. I’m not some elitist who thinks that smart people are somehow “better” than less smart people. I am an elitist, though, who thinks that people who do not strive to be as smart and as educated as possible are missing out. I can’t think of anything dumber than embracing dumbness.

Human beings are marvelous creatures and 99.99% of what makes us different from the other animals on this planet are our brains. You are reading these words over a global public network using technology created by people who were smart and put that intelligence to use. We are surrounded by the fruits of the labor of centuries of smart people. Be one of them. Use your head. Think. It’s why you are here.

Intelligence

Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round Your SUV

Am I the only one slightly bothered by all these yellow ribbons stuck on cars that say “Support Our Troops”? I don’t know a single person in this country who doesn’t support our troops. These are our sons, daughters, cousins, uncles, etc. and of course we support them. So in one sense it is like getting a bumper sticker that says “I Breathe Air”. Yes, I know you do, so do I.

But I do understand that for some people a gesture of support to their loved ones overseas is important. They want us to remember that there are people over there, far from their families, in harm’s way. That doesn’t bother me at all and I understand completely.

What bothers me is that we put these people in harm’s way because we were lied to. We were told that Iraq represented a clear and present danger to the United States. That was not true. Now we are told that Saddam was a bad man and that we have a mission to spread “liberty”. This is another lie. There are lots of bad men in power and we have historically befriended them if we thought it was in our interest. Hence the famous photo of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussein. This is not a war about bad men, it’s a war about controlling the world’s oil supply. We have our sons, daughters, cousins, uncles, etc. dying far from home so we can have cheap gas for our SUVs. That is immoral.

The disconnect here is that the United States military is being used as an economic tactic. We are killing others and getting our relatives killed to serve the interests of the oil industry, the auto industry and the military-industrial complex. That is not something that should be commemorated with little yellow ribbons. It is a deep betrayal of the American people by a bunch of ultra-rich neocons. The fact that 50% of the people of this country are too stupid to realize this is a major disappointment to the moral and fair-minded people of the world who are completely appalled by these lies and tactics.

So as you drive around in a car with 100 times more power than you need, with 100 times more room than you need for you and your briefcase, sucking down fuel at an enormous and wasteful rate, think about the child whose Dad is not coming home to keep your gas cheap. Then think a little bit about the irony of your stupid yellow ribbon.

Our troops should not be the tool of an immoral oligarchy.

Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round Your SUV

The Main Sequence

A given star, at a given time, has a certain temperature and a certain luminosity. It turns out if you plot temperature vs. luminosity of a whole bunch of stars, they aren’t distributed randomly — there is a certain pattern that is apparent. The pattern is dominated by a swath that goes through the center of the plot. This swath is called the Main Sequence.

Stars spend most of their life on the main sequence.

The problem is, there are two things that can make a star appear bright or dim — the intrinsic brightness of the star and how far away the star is. If you know a bunch of star are all roughly the same distance away, like in clusters of stars, you can assume all the differences in brightness you observe are due to intrinsic brightness differences in the star. Then rather than plotting luminosity and temperature, you get the same result plotting the color of the star vs. the brightness of the star.

I tried this little experiment with my telescope on a cluster known as M38. The resulting plot showing the main sequence looks like this:

So in a very minor sense, using my own equipment, I have proven a basic observational fact in stellar evolution: the existence of the main sequence.

The Main Sequence

Pop Secret is Shit

I don’t usually write about silly stuff like this but…

Last night I had some microwave popcorn from Pop Secret. I was disgusted by how sweet it was. I couldn’t believe someone would put sugar in popcorn. I looked at the ingredients and it had fucking sucralose in it.

I just disgusts me how these food companies think we want everything to be sweet. You can buy orange juice with high fructose corn syrup in it. Who the hell needs high fructose corn syrup in fucking orange juice?

I think these idiots get fooled by taste tests where people taste things side by side. I’m guessing your average dumb ass always prefers the sweeter one. Thus we head down this road where everything gets sweeter and sweeter and sweeter and we all get fatter and fatter and fatter.

Not to mention how fucking horrible sucralose is. It tastes like shit and it is made out of shit.

I shan’t be buying Pop Secret ever again in my life.

Pop Secret is Shit