Here is what your sig should say:
This email may contain confidential material. If you were not an intended recipient I obviously fucked up and it is my own damn fault. It is insane to assume that I can bind you to some agreement based on my own inability to send a fucking email. I should be fired. Immediately.
This is so stupid many people haven’t been sure if it is a hoax or not. “…Windows 7 Starter Edition [is limited] to running only three concurrent applications“.
Says a Microsoft spokesperson:
We ran a study which suggested that the average consumer has open just over two applications [at any time]
They claim this will make their software more accessible to emerging markets. In reality, it looks like it will force people to pay more for the more sophisticated versions.
So why is this so dumb?
Because it costs Microsoft money, probably lots of it, to create, market and support a crippled version like this. They expended extra effort to make their software less capable. That is retarded. Only an MBA is capable of that level of stupidity.
After the very public failure of Windows Vista, one has to wonder why Microsoft still wastes so much time crippling their software.
Michael Phelps gets suspended for smoking a bong hit. Had he drank an entire bottle of vodka, it wouldn’t have made page 7 of the sports page. Because he smokes a bong hit, he’s front page news.
PEOPLE, THAT IS RETARDED.
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