The web log or “blog” was invented in February of 1996 by Michael Koppelman. Here is a link to the first blog post ever in the history of mankind.
That’s right, folks I invented the blog. I’ve just proven prior use and I’m coming to sue all you guys…
lolife 
I was young, and she needed the money.
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Mr. Dash.
While I certainly deserve stringent punishment for my participation in the recording of “Go Go Dancer” I must point out that I was just following orders, an obligation under the terms of my employment.
YOU, on the other hand, purchased the maxi-single of your own volition?
The defense rests.
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I dunno, I am friends with the guy who coined the word “blog”, and I work on the team that makes Movable Type, and I can’t grant you credit for this. Not that you don’t deserve it, but mostly because I own the maxi-single for “Go Go Dancer” and your name is on the credits, and that means we have to punish you somehow. 🙂
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shit. now i have to do my documentary over again. thanks alot.
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oh, now you’re stoned!
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